Woman I'm apartment/dog/cat/plant-sitting for: "By the way, I'm never doing this Craigslist thing again."
Me (somewhat feeling bad): "Why?"
Woman: "My friend subleased her place out to someone and when she came back, the subletter had sold her couch."




Seeing as she doessn't have a couch, I don't know why she's worried.

By the way, anyone in the market for:
a Baby Grand piano, with multiple objects shoved in it to keep it in tune
an old marionette with creepy string arms
a framed map of Turkistan