Thoughts while in St Patrick's at 10 AM while recovering from a hangover and only having two hours of sleep:

Lights. Bright. Ow.
People. Ugh.
Hot. Oof.
Nave, so so long.
AAAHH! Pipe organ! Loud! AAAH!
Ooh. Arches. Architecture, nice, calming.
Incense, so strong. Oof. Hot. Stuffy.
Homilyblahblahhomilyblahblah.
I am going to hell.
I am about to burst into flames.
I bet I look like hell.
Look at all these TVs. Uh oh. This is the televised one. Am I on TV? Oh God. I am on TV.
AAAH! Pipe organ!
Ow. Kneelers, hard. Kneeling, hard.
Done. Going outside. Fresh air. Good. Recovering.
GRAAAAAAHHH. Pipe organ! AARRGH!